Six-Word Stories Returns

Bailey Triggs has majorly taken me up on the call to write some six-word stories, and I am proud to present them below for your reading pleasure. Keep sending them, and I’ll keep posting them!

• A sucker’s born every minute. Welcome.


• ‘You complete me.’
  ‘Wow, that’s awkward.’


• ‘Can I get your number?’
  ‘No.’


• The dog without a leash. Fetch.


• ‘Kevin, m’boy!’
  ‘Please don’t touch me.’


• ‘I picked it for you.’
  ‘Gross.’


• ‘It’s the cops!’
  ‘Chug, bitch, chug!’


• ‘Love.’
  ‘There’s a cream for that.’


• The party clown. The wrong address.


• Neighbor’s yard sale:
  ‘Isn’t that my…?”


• The acid accident. Always a bridesmaid. (for Erin)


• ‘I destroyed it.’
  ‘It’s right here.’


• ‘Touch it.’
  ‘No.’
  ‘But…’
  ‘No.’
  ‘Okay.’


• ‘I hurt.’
  ‘Way to be emo!’

Way to be awesome, Bailey!