My Vision For The Future

In the future, it would be nice if there were:
  • No Poverty
  • No War
  • More Golden Grahams
  • No Hatred
  • No Hypocrisy
  • No Trans Fats
  • No Ugly People
  • No Fat People
  • No Race
  • No Government
  • No Business
  • No Children
  • No Old People
  • No Death
  • No Patriotism
  • No Religion
  • More Air Conditioning
  • No Farms
  • No Dirt
  • No Touching
  • No Love
  • No Laws
  • No Clothes
  • No Weakness
  • No Truth
  • More iPods
  • One Language With All The Words In It
  • No Babies
  • More Warm Blankets
  • No MySpace
  • No Holidays
  • No School
  • Free Pizza
  • Free Willy
  • No Artists
  • No Liars
  • No Rap Music
  • No Cigarettes
  • Touch-Sensitive Displays That Touch Back
  • Compassion
  • Freedom
  • Waffles
  • No Pain
  • Free Drugs
  • Free Wireless Broadband
  • Inequality
  • No Noise
  • No Color
  • No Light
  • No Reproduction
  • No Videobloggers
  • No Television
  • No Plastic
  • No Bicycles
  • No Tradition
  • No Memory
  • No Future
  • No “Was”
  • Only “Is”