In the future, it would be nice if there were:
- No Poverty
- No War
- More Golden Grahams
- No Hatred
- No Hypocrisy
- No Trans Fats
- No Ugly People
- No Fat People
- No Race
- No Government
- No Business
- No Children
- No Old People
- No Death
- No Patriotism
- No Religion
- More Air Conditioning
- No Farms
- No Dirt
- No Touching
- No Love
- No Laws
- No Clothes
- No Weakness
- No Truth
- More iPods
- One Language With All The Words In It
- No Babies
- More Warm Blankets
- No MySpace
- No Holidays
- No School
- Free Pizza
- Free Willy
- No Artists
- No Liars
- No Rap Music
- No Cigarettes
- Touch-Sensitive Displays That Touch Back
- Compassion
- Freedom
- Waffles
- No Pain
- Free Drugs
- Free Wireless Broadband
- Inequality
- No Noise
- No Color
- No Light
- No Reproduction
- No Videobloggers
- No Television
- No Plastic
- No Bicycles
- No Tradition
- No Memory
- No Future
- No “Was”
- Only “Is”
6 comments:
No people? AWESOME.
With a little bit of luck ... no you.
No old people or children? So... What, we'll just pop out fully formed and then live forever? Hm. I might be able to get used to that.
Is there anyone you like?
@anonymous - You'll get your wish eventually, no doubt.
And Tink and Ripper Farms - thanks for the comments!
I think it's pretty clear that I don't actually wish for all these things, but there's something interesting to consider in all of it. For example, what are the good and bad things that come out of things we immediately think of as being intrinsically good or intrinsically bad?
But man, can you imagine how much pregnancy would suck if we were fully formed when we came out? Ouch! I wouldn't mind at all, of course...but my female readers might have different thoughts on the matter.
How about ... no pregnancy, then? ;b
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