Miss South Carolina Meets Chocolate Rain

The video of the century about the most (in)famous teen beauty contestant of our time. Starring me as A.C. Slater. But not really.

Memes collide and fake Angus beef patties fly as 2007 Miss Teen South Carolina Lauren Caitlin Upton meets Tay Zonday in a pseudo-cinematic collage-a-trois (deux?). Fifty-nine seconds of linguistic magic and wonderment, reminding each of us that we are but human. And that those on television are decidedly less so.

Check it out here. If you’re feeling adventuresome(ous), feel free to subscribe to my YouTube channel.

In other news, where the heck did they find polls that show that 20 percent of Americans can’t locate the country on the map? Is that really true?