30 April 2007

Privacy Thoughts

Privacy is good, right? Giving sensitive information is bad, right? It’s scary that Google knows what you search for every day, and which sites you click through from the results, right? Allowing Google to track your browsing history with its new History feature is scary, right? What if they decide to keep your information, what if they link it back to you, what if they sell it to make money? Scary, right? Even if you chose to give them this information (which, for the most part, you did), it’s still scary, right?

Well, what about:

  • Phone companies who know every single call you make, and already do sell that information to marketers and other companies.
  • Credit card companies who know every single purchase you make and have your full name and address and phone and social security number (rather than just an email address) and already do sell that information to marketers and other companies.
  • Banks who have all of your financial information and could at any minute release it to other companies, or have the security compromised.
  • The government who already has all of this information and loses laptops with social security numbers and other really sensitive information at staggering rates - among other, far scarier things it does regularly.
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28 April 2007

10 Signs You Make An Arbitrary Distinction Between Blogging And Real Life

Searchrank has 10 Signs You May Be A Blog Addict and some of them, yeah, apply to me, like numbers 1, 3, 4, and definitely 10.

But I’ve got a better list.

10 Signs You Make An Arbitrary Distinction Between Blogging And Real Life
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  1. You write in a journal or diary.
  2. You send out emails with updates about your life to friends and family (with attached photos that clog up my GMail account in spite of its gigantic size).
  3. You send me text messages (I hate you! You owe me money!).
  4. You watch the news and comment to it out loud. Even when you are by yourself.
  5. You have an account with Facebook, MySpace, Classmates.com, etc.
  6. You criticize bloggers for talking about blogging, while you, a knitter, talk about knitting. Damn you and your echo chamber!
  7. You write reviews of movies, books, or other purchases you make online, or fill out and send in product surveys for things you buy from things called “stores” or, God forbid, “catalogs.”
  8. You’ve ever thought about having a website someday that is “easy to update myself, but not like a blog.” Bonus (negative) points if you’ve ever asked a web designer to make that for you (We secretly hate you for asking that, you know, unless you’re offering thousands.).
  9. You’ve ever - EVER - used Google.
And the number 10 (yes, number 10) Sign You Make An Arbitrary Distinction Between Blogging And Real Life is...
  1. You just read this damn list. That’s right - that makes you a hypocrite. Woo!

27 April 2007

Verizon Support Not Awful

Now that wasn’t terribly fun - coming to work (after leaving early due to sickness the night before) to find that the network was down and having to troubleshoot it for a company too small and too cheap to employ a proper IT department (nor pay me what is appropriate for doing this work for them).

But, in spite of my intense loathing of all telecommunications companies (because of their terrible fascist and monopolistic ways) I must report that Verizon’s phone support this morning was rather pleasant, and actually helped solve the problem. I was on hold about ten minutes in total, but did speak with a rep within two minutes, which isn’t awful, and the network is now back to normal, so I have few complaints. The main representative who assisted me was very pleasant and did a very good job asking about and understanding my issues.

So kudos, Verizon. I hate you just a little bit less, now.

26 April 2007

NBC Buys Democracy - Steals Debate

Jeff Jarvis (from BuzzMachine) relays NBC’s guidelines for this evening’s presidential debate (the Democrats) in South Carolina.

Check this out (emphasis added, naturally):

News organizations, including radio, network television, cable television and local television may use excerpts of “The South Carolina Democratic Candidates Debate” subject to the following restrictions (internet use is not permitted)
This is not cool. Not cool. Of course NBC needs some restrictions, which they have - outlining the ways in which the material from the broadcast may be used by other networks - but, um, why the need to disallow any internet use of the footage - even that which obeys their usage guidelines? Are they that afraid of the scary new citizen journalism?

As Jarvis says, this is our debate. For our country. And we should not - indeed, must not - allow a single television network exclusive control of a major piece of the democratic process. I’m not entirely sure why NBC is the only network broadcasting this particular debate (and I can’t recall if multiple networks have done so in the past, or if the debates are, in fact, run by the networks), but that by itself seems detrimental to the whole concept of a debate. If we allow a single network to control the broadcast, what’s to stop them from editing and framing the event to serve their own motives? One of NBC’s guidelines for the debate states that only portions broadcast on air may be used - meaning only the footage NBC has decided is appropriate. Where is the responsibility to truth?

Jeff Jarvis spoke to Joe Alicastro (producer of the debate for MSNBC) with his concerns, but the most he could get out was that, yes, we the American people are permitted to blog the event. That’s good, because I was very afraid I wouldn’t be able to write anything about it without receiving a copyright infringement letter from NBC.

This is atrocious. Democracy isn’t a product. Democracy is not property of one single corporation. Democracy isn’t an exclusive broadcast on a freakin’ cable network. With ads.

Tasty Del.icio.us Links Of The Day

Just a few - but these ones are pretty good reads.

Lean Mean iPod Grilling Machine

Engadget reports that our favorite fat-reducing grill-making icon and former heavyweight champ, George Foreman has jumped on the iPod bandwagon by releasing a product with a name so original, so unique, it’s astounding.

iGrill

Check out this indoor/outdoor electric grill slash iPod-playing party in your backyard! Available from Linens ’n Things.

Seems dangerous but cool.

25 April 2007

Amero Case Pushed Back - Again

Norwich Bulletin (hate hate hate) reports that the Julie Amero sentencing trial (for up to 40 years in prison!) has been pushed back (for the third time!) to May 11.

Read all about this case here, right on Frivolous Motion.

And the original trial transcript is up here, on my Scribd account. It’s a good read, insane as it may be.

Mike Daisey Confronts Attacker On Phone

Last week I wrote about the horrible attack on performer Mike Daisey’s recent work “Invincible Summer” by a then-anonymous group of eighty audience members who walked out - one of whom deliberately poured water onto Daisey’s original notes for the show.

Daisey has since managed to locate the man responsible for the destruction, and spoke to him on the phone. I can’t even begin to describe the conversation with as much eloquence as Daisey does himself, here, but I wanted to at least call attention to these lines below, which come toward the end of his heartfelt post.

This really says it all:

And then I forgive him. He is very quiet--he is obviously shocked. And I tell him, "I want you to remember that a liberal atheist has forgiven you today. I don't want you to ever forget that, as long as you live, do not forget what happened here. I don't have God behind me, but I speak for myself, and I forgive you for myself, and for you. Never forget this."
Man. Go Mike.

No Other Day Could Possibly Exist

This morning a song came on my iPod as I stepped off the B train at Rockefeller Center. As it played, I walked slowly through the station towards the exit. I nearly began to cry. I’m almost embarrassed to say what song it was, but I’ll suck it up. It was “Everybody Hurts” by R.E.M.

I’m not, nor was I ever, the biggest fan of R.E.M. - I never really got into them when they were big, and even having listened to much of their music in recent years, I remain more or less disinterested. Yes, I appreciate and enjoy a couple of their tunes, and I can see why they became so popular, but I missed that boat, apparently.

This morning, though, “Everybody Hurts” started to play and something turned on inside my head. That song has always reminded me of something. Of another song, another age - something. It has one of those melodies, that timeless alternating I-IV chord progressions - it feels familiar, even it you’ve never heard it before. I remember learning relatively recently that it was an R.E.M. song and being legitimately surprised it hadn’t been released 30 years earlier.

Change to present tense:

So it’s playing this morning and everything comes sharply into focus. All outside noise disappears and I just see people. They all look the same. There is no such thing as age. Race. Gender. Class. Religion. It’s clear to me in this moment how much we share, how deep the connection runs. How much pain we all feel. How alone we all are. Each one of us, walking in this world, feels isolated. A societal focus on individuality separating us in our minds from the vast interdependent organism that is Humanity.

In this moment of intense stillness and quiet, I have an incredible sense that the hurt and loss and loneliness we feel is somehow good, somehow right. That it is one of the many things that connect us as human beings, one of the multitude of ways in which we are never - can never be - truly alone. That it is the imperfections and inconsistencies that make life perfect.

That no other day could possibly exist. I smile.

24 April 2007

Evening Art Number Seven


Click for the mondo-big one!

Tasty Del.icio.us Links Of The Day

Pregnancy Is A Disease

Pregnancy is a disease. A sexually transmitted one. More specifically, it is an affliction whereupon a parasitic and potentially deadly creature is permitted to grow inside a woman’s body. She is, more often than not, a willing host to this parasite known as a fetus, but the damage it causes her is real and irreversible.

Her weight increases substantially as the fetus siphons vitamins and minerals from the food she consumes in order to increase its own mass at an alarming rate. Because she is unable to get the full nutritional content of her diet, she becomes fatigued, weak. People give up their subway seats for her because they fear, at any moment, she may fall to the ground. She becomes nauseous. Vomits daily. Sweats. Aches. Has odd, and often disgusting cravings. She becomes irritable. Overly sentimental. Her breasts swell and become tender and start to produce a milky substance. She loses control of her body. Her periods cease and she can no longer ovulate. She goes into a shopping frenzy, and her credit is destroyed. All her savings are used up in these thoughtless sprees. She becomes aware of another being inside of her as the parasitic fetus continues to grow. Trips to the hospital confirm its development, but nothing is done to stop it from continuing to feed. She allows it to consume her body from within, using a tube it has attached to her insides. After many months, the fetus begins to move around so weightily that she can feel it, and she shares this fact with others, who humor her politely.

Later, the fetus sets into action a horrible hours-long sequence of coordinated attacks on her body which will lead to its violent expulsion through her vaginal cavity, forcing it to expand many times its normal size in the process. There is blood, she screams, and a whole host of bodily fluids are expelled. The pain she endures is horrendous, and many women (to this day - even with medical advances) do not make it through alive.

After this horrific exit, she continues - astoundingly! - to allow this creature to live off of her. She offers up her breasts, and her every waking hour, in this sickening, saddening example of the Stockholm Syndrome. For years and years she plays willing host to this parasitic being, often to the dismay of her husband or “partner,” who, as one-half of the reason his wife became infected, must acquiesce to the new, demanding lifestyle she has chosen in this moment of extreme psycho-biological distress. The financial burden placed on the couple is debilitating. They bear it until their death.

I’m just saying.

Are You Afraid Of Google?

Well, are you? Just asking.

23 April 2007

MySpace Makes Nice With Photobucket

In a surprising reversal, it seems that MySpace has allowed Photobucket videos back on the site after having taken them down a couple weeks ago, citing terms of use violations (because Photobucket had some ads happening, I guess). Good for you, MySpace. You still suck, but I’m glad you did the right thing.

But guys, you still should follow Photobucket’s advice and leave MySpace. I wish I could bring myself to do it, but there’s just too much scandal to be found inside those tiled-background-from-hell walls.

Social Network Overload Revisited

When I say overload, I mean an overload of uselessness. Not an overload of stuff. I don’t fall in line with the folks who believe we’re being bombarded with so much that we can’t handle it. I think we can, and we do. Every single person knows when to step back and say, “Enough.”

What I mean is that there are too many services that do too little, that are wasting their time on things a little too specific. They miss the bigger picture which is not the success of their brand, but the goal of seamless exchange of content across all systems.

No one is there yet, but many are moving that direction.

Think open, not proprietary. Think a network that knows, without me telling it, what books I’ve purchased, what I ate for dinner, when I last updated my blog, when my package will arrive, when I need to order a new toothbrush. Think a network that knows these things about me, and can act based on the information it receives (i.e. order the new toothbrush on its own). Think a network that knows these things about my friends, too, about those who choose to share their daily lives - their pasts, presents, and futures - and can update me on their statuses, changing the way it works, the way it acts, based on the input it receives from all over the world.

It doesn’t matter what product, which website, which brand. They all need to talk to one another. The ones that don’t are useless. They are the ones we will forget sooner than they realize. They are the overload, the distractions, the guys who cling so tightly - so blindly - to their horses that they fail to see the wheels blowing sand into their eyes.

Spiderman The Musical? Kill Me.

Please kill me.

According to Music Juice (via Slashdot) a Spiderman musical will be making its way to Broadway soon. Apparently it’ll be directed by Tony-winner (for The Lion King) Julie Taymor (who I thought I respected), with, get this, music and lyrics by U2’s Bono and The Edge. Of course this will be the first time a Marvel Comics character has been given a musical, and, God-willing, it will be the last.

Readings should take place this summer. No word on an opening date, yet.

I hope this is a joke.

More from Playbill
: There will be a Greek Chorus. Not cool.

Post Script: The only thing worse than this would be getting Nicolas Cage to star in a musical version of the “smash hit” Ghost Rider (gag). I actually would almost be persuaded to see Hugh Jackman in Wolverine: The Musical (as long as it were a one man show, of course), but seriously, this is just ridiculous. Why am I into theatre?

Social Network Overload

What happens if I don’t accept my friend’s request to join a new, niche social network? What if I know they fully expect me, of all people, to join? What if I’m tired of joining these services I know will become forgotten in mere months? Certainly I am guilty of serial joining, having accounts at...well, let’s try to count:

  1. MySpace
  2. Facebook
  3. Scribd
  4. YouTube
  5. LinkedIn
  6. Digg
  7. Del.icio.us
  8. Technorati
  9. Livejournal
  10. Blogger
  11. Wordpress
  12. Tumblr
  13. IconBuffet
  14. Flickr
  15. Friendster
  16. Geni
  17. Twitter
  18. Mog
  19. Jaiku
  20. Ebay
  21. Amazon
  22. Xanga
  23. Okay, this list is getting too long. I could do this for hours. Exit list.
So, I’ve joined a ton of sites. I know there are a lot of little ones I’ve signed up for that, for the life of me, I can’t recall. Like a lot of bloggers (tech ones, to be sure), I am an early adopter, and I’m not ashamed of it. My philosophy is more along the lines of, “Sounds cool, I’ll give it a try” than “I want to wait and see how it does before jumping on the bandwagon.” And for the most part this doesn’t get me into trouble. Most sites these days require very little as far as commitment goes, and you don’t often need more than an email address to get started. Nice of them to make it so simple to sign up, but often they fail to provide any compelling reason to return regularly. All the names sound the same, too, so I tend to forget what they are.

If anything is true about the way in which I use these networking sites, it is that I very rarely use the vast majority of them. Often, I won’t even get a full profile up before abandoning it forever. I might forget my username (please let me use my email address). And I very rarely will “Invite your whole freaking address book” thing because that is not cool. But I like to check them out, at least. See what the deal is. Cool enough, but I don’t have the time, interest, or desire to become an active user of most of these things.

From that list above, there are only a couple sites I visit daily. A couple of the services (I’m thinking Tumblr, and del.icio.us) I haven’t really visited since signing up. Once I configured my Tumblr account, I left it alone to run. I only use del.icio.us to bookmark sites and articles (which I will check from time to time) - and I haven’t used it in the social respect, ever. I don’t look there for content.

Some sites, especially a lot of the new ones, are very niche, very narrowly focused. They tend to be about one thing. And they’re obviously designed to appeal to people really into that one thing. The problem is that they still, for the most part, operate in exactly the same way as all these other sites. Most of these new sites offer very little value if you don’t spend hours configuring your account. YouTube is great because there is a ton of content to check out even if you haven’t made a profile, even if you never make a profile. Digg is the same way. These services let you do a ton by default, and by joining you make the choice to contribute more in order to gain more. True, these sites started the same way - with nothing - but now that they are established, a new site has to work twice as hard to bring some unique content to the table and give me a compelling reason to return.

Too many of the new guys make you do too much. That’s fine if what you ultimately offer is really awesome, but if it’s something like, for example, what books my friends are reading, that’s just not worth it. Especially if you don’t give me a ton of options for adding my own books. Why force me to search for them one at a time when I might already have a database set up at home, or a text list, or use Delicious Library, or have an Amazon account? Why not build on top of these other services to let those who do use them have an easier time? Why not make it possible to grab the lists I’ve already written from my Facebook or MySpace profiles? Make it easy on us, please. There are hundreds, if not thousands, of brand new social networks vying for our attention, many of which are about the same thing yours is, and we’ll gravitate towards the ones that offer the best effort-to-value ratio.

I’m not saying to include everything, to become inclusive beyond a reasonable level, to allow syncing with every service - but pick some good ones, because there are a lot. The services that recognize this need for interoperability and communication are the ones that will succeed. Let us embed our YouTube videos, let us import our contacts and our interests and lists. Let us include our Twitter status. Let us add some news feeds, or republish our blog with no effort whatsoever. It’s not that you need to do more, you just have to do better, be more open. The more MySpace restricts embedding content from outside networks, the more they will alienate their users, who are not so young or naïve that they can’t see the real reason for these bans, which is making money. MySpace is dying a slow death because they’re not thinking of their users when they make these changes. Pretty soon, they’ll start to migrate to networks that let them do whatever they want and won’t remove the stuff they spent hours perfecting because of business disputes.

Lead the way with a service that allows users to bring together and manage all of these networks, all of this information. Help us manage the overload and help us do something useful with it.

If you don’t, Google will. And you’ll be forgotten.

For the record, I did join the network my friend invited me to yesterday. And I did start adding and rating books.

But I can’t remember what it’s called.

22 April 2007

Tasty Del.icio.us Links Of The Day

Some reading and viewing to start off the week:

Google Doodle For Earth Day


Google’s at it again with another great “doodle,” this time to celebrate Earth Day 2007. I think it’s pretty obvious, too, that we’ve only seen the tip of Google’s iceberg as far as what they are capable of and what amazing new products they’ve got in store. The latest - their Web History program - is nothing short of amazing. What will those guys and gals come up with next?

Here are my past posts with Google Doodles.

Happy Earth Day, everyone. Do something green. I’m watching Discovery Channel.

21 April 2007

Protesting Free Speech By Attacking Monologuist

This is just not cool.

Gothamist reports that eighty-seven members of a Christan group disrupted a performance by monologuist Mike Daisey (“Invincible Summer” at American Repertory Theatre) by walking out during it all at once. And one of them poured water on his script, effectively destroying Daisey’s original outline for the show.

For his part, Mike Daisey handled this incident extremely well (there is a link below to a video), and his blog entry about it is moving. Here are a couple excerpts:

And it wounded me in my heart, because I trusted these people. Scared parents and scared teachers running from a theater because words might hurt them, and so consumed by fear that they have to lash out at the work, literally break it apart, drown it. They've made me afraid of my audience, afraid of my craft, just the smallest amount, and that's the trust I will have to relearn tonight and every night. That's the work--the only way out is through, I tell my students, and it is true for me and it is true for everybody.
Daisey finishes with this:
But they are not simply fools and idiots--I saw them. They are young and old, they are teachers and students, they are each and every one of us. We are the same family, even if it hurts. The hard truth is that you reap what you sow, and I will not sow hatred and discontent--I refuse. I will not forget what that man, older than I am today, did to my work. I will not forget the cowed silence of those who left. I will not forget their judgment and their arrogance--but I will not hate.

I will listen. I will listen and learn and remember what has passed here, and when I tell it back it will be louder and longer and clearer. When I tell it back there will be place in the story for you and you and even you.
What’s infuriating and wrong about this has absolutely nothing to do with the beliefs of the group that walked out. They could have been Jewish, atheist, liberal, conservative - they could have been anything at all. But what they did is not free speech. It is not in the spirit of anything good. It was a deliberate, coordinated attack on someone else’s freedom. Their act was not one of dissent, it was of disruption and destruction. The freedom of speech guarantees others the right to speak against things they disagree with, but that’s not what happened here. They came to this event - paid for it, even - with the sole intention of leaving and of disrupting the event so it might not continue. When anyone does this - I don’t care if it’s for something I believe in - I cannot support their actions. Because they are hostile.

Why couldn’t a single member of the group have told Daisey why they were leaving? Why couldn’t they have had the courage to exercise their own free speech, rather than stopping Daisey from exercising his? Why, why, why, why, why did one gentleman feel the need to destroy Daisey’s script - his property? This is out of line, no matter what Daisey was talking about. No matter what.

Scream, yell, argue, preach, or set up your own event where you can scream, yell, argue, and preach to a supportive audience. Do not sabotage someone else’s exercise of freedom. Do not sabotage someone’s art. Do not sabotage someone’s for-pay event as though you bought the right to. You don’t. If you don’t like it, leave. And afterwards, maybe, civilly, approach him and talk about things. Get your own audience and talk about things. At the very least, have the dignity to respond to the person whose show you wrecked when he asks why.

Or, seriously, don’t buy a damn ticket next time. Please. Exercise your right to ignore. If you aren’t going to at least try to listen to something you disagree with, if you can’t be bothered to open your mind to different ways of thinking, then please don’t deliberately put yourself in the position to hear these things.

I’d prefer you try to stretch a little. But if you can’t, don’t waste your money. Don’t waste your time.


Video of the event on YouTube

How To Organize Your Music - Part 2


Last month there were a couple mammoth-sized posts about iTunes and how to get started organizing and optimizing your Library for the utmost listening and iPodding experience. The first was philosophical-ish, and the second more practical. You may want to check them out first and then come back to this one later, but they aren’t exactly prerequisites, so you won’t be lost if you don’t.

Here they are:

The newest addition to this series is called,

How To Deal With Genre

If you’re at all like me, you get your music from a ton of different sources, and your genre column in iTunes is really messed up. There might be twenty different variants of Alternative (even misspellings!), a ton of empty tags, along with some crazy stuff that has nothing to do with genre whatsoever.

My advice? Simplify.

Rather than tag each album with an ultra-specific genre, go through your library, select a ton of tracks at once, right-click and use Get Info to tag them all “Rock.” Then do the same for Classical, Jazz, Country, R&B, Hip-Hop/Rap, Soundtrack, and Other. You can modify these a bit depending on the contents of your library (for example, if you have mostly Electronic music, you can pick some big sub-categories like Ambient, House, and Trance to use as your main genres). The important thing is to keep it simple. Really simple. If you have more than ten, you might be overdoing it unless you have a pretty diverse library.

Another good way to get started (which I use personally, because I do have diverse interests) is to grab the list of twelve categories used on EMusic (this adds a couple like Spiritual, International, and New Age). The benefit here is it forces you to discipline yourself, which is really important, and you don’t have to think about it because they’ve already done the work for you.

Now, you’re thinking, “But Math Rock is nothing at all like Indie Pop, and they’re all together in my Alternative genre. I don’t want to hear Mogwai right after Puffy AmiYumi!” Of course you don’t, and you shouldn’t have to.

The way to fix this isn’t what you think, but it works really well.

Make playlists.

Trust me. First, you’ll want to make Smart Playlists for each of your major genres. Do that by clicking File > New Smart Playlist and then setting it to “Genre is ________.” Make sure the checkmark for Live Updating is checked.

Bam! You’ve got convenient lists of your major genres. Cool.

Now for the fun part:

Make a ton of playlists. A ton.

Name them as specifically as you want. Go crazy with it. Make one for Art Pop, one for Avant Garde Experimental Pop, One for Alt-Country, and one for Hollywood Country. Whatever you think an album is, make a playlist for it. The benefit to this method is you can easily (really easily) drag a whole album or a whole bunch of albums, or even a single track within an album to any and all of the playlists that are appropriate.

Why is this cool? Well, just because Boston is a classic rock band, it doesn’t mean all of their songs are loud and heavy and blues-influenced. Wouldn’t it be nice to have “Amanda” or “More Than A Feeling” in a Power Ballads list, too? Or the Guitar Hero playlist, even, because you know you need to keep those tracks together so you can bust out your awesome air guitar-controller moves when you’re alone. Dragging and dropping tracks is a lot easier than typing or selecting a genre for each one, and it lets you mimic the functionality of “Tagging,” popularized by Flickr and Del.icio.us, and in use on this site, and tons of blogs, too.

Clean things up a bit with folders.

So you’ve got tons of playlists now, but it’s making the sidebar look like a toddler on speed blasted through? Well, make some folders. How about one for each of the big genres you picked earlier? And then drag the specific playlists into the correct folders. If you want to get really specific, you can also dual-list your sub-playlists under multiple genres. It’s not as easy, but very doable. Say you want to have your Alt-Country list under both Alternative and, well, Country. Just make a new playlist called Alt-Country 2, select all the tracks in the original list, and drag them to the new one. Then move each to its rightful place and feel the Zen kick in.

EDIT: An anonymous comment has a better way of doing this:
Or, you can only drag tracks into the Alt-Country list and place a Smart Playlist in the Alternative folder. Name that "Alt-Country 2." For the criteria, use: Playlist = "Alt-Country." Make sure that Live Updating is checked, then feel the Zen kick in.
Ah Zen. We like that here at FrivMo.

By far the best part about this method is how simple it is to manage new additions to your library. Don’t have a ton of time to sort everything specifically? You can give it a general category for now, and get more specific about it when you’ve had a chance to listen through the album. Like rating your tracks, getting the genre just right takes time, and is more an art than a science. The more you live with your music, the more you’ll find out what works and what doesn’t. This playlist method makes it easy as pie to change your mind. Which you inevitably will.

Extra credit for overachievers:

Once you’ve rated a bunch of stuff and made some genre playlists, try making Smart Playlists for each major genre or for multiple related subgenres that include only your four- or five- star tunes. Major control over your listening experience is now becoming a reality. Sweet.

Let me know your thoughts in the comments!

20 April 2007

10 Reasons Pedestrians Hate Cyclists

Below is a list of reasons I am more afraid of bicyclists than I am of drivers. They are my reasons for not particularly supporting the monthly Critical Mass bike rides (where dozens of bikers take up entire lanes on the streets of Manhattan to protest the city’s alleged hostility to bike-riders, and its failure to make the roads safe for their chosen method of transit). I definitely believe in bike-riding. I definitely support it as a form of clean and functional transportation. I definitely prefer it to driving, myself. But, as a pedestrian, as the lowest in the food chain on the streets of the city, I am much more afraid of people on bikes. And I am annoyed at what I see as extreme arrogance and strong superiority complexes in a large number of bicyclists I've “run into” on the street.

These are all from personal experience. Dispute them at your own risk.

  1. Bicyclists don’t pay attention to which streets are one-way.
  2. Bicyclists don’t obey stop signs or traffic lights.
  3. Cars make noise so you know they’re coming.
  4. Cars have headlights at night so you can see them.
  5. Bicyclists can’t ride in a straight line and often deliberately swerve around.
  6. Drivers are afraid of killing you. Bicyclists think you’ll move out of the way.
  7. Bicyclists don’t keep consistent speed.
  8. Bicyclists randomly decide which side of the street they feel like riding on.
  9. Bicyclists don’t use freakin’ turn signals!
  10. Serious injury and embarrassment is much worse than death.

The Day Turns, The Trees Move

My mother (wonderful lady that she is) reads my blog. I’m cool with that. She also blogs, kind of, but it’s an email-blog, for lack of a better name (one of these days I’ll convince her to start a “real” blog!). She semi-regularly sends out thoughts, inspirational quotes, and reflections on the issues of the day, and these are often very nice. I know what you’re thinking: “Oh, my grandma does that too, and it’s really annoying!” Well, this is different. These aren’t your usual chain letters and diatribes against immigrants in the name of patriotism. She hand picks these from the reading she does throughout the week - some as part of her studies as spiritual counselor for the Nathan Adelson Hospice in Nevada, and some, I imagine, for the sermons she delivers at St. Martin’s in the Desert Episcopal Church.

If nothing else, these words offer a glimmer of hope, a tiny moment of peace, and a bit of much-needed perspective and patience. Sometimes they’re beautiful. Sometimes moving.

This is what she sent out this morning:

From Wendell Berry (American naturalist and essayist) in A Timbered Choir

1979

I go among trees and sit still.
All my stirring becomes quiet
around me like circles on water.
My tasks lie in their places
where I left them, asleep like cattle.
Then what is afraid of me comes
and lives a while in my sight.
What it fears in me leaves me,
and the fear of me leaves it.
It sings, and I hear its song.

Then what I am afraid of comes.
I live for a while in its sight.
What I fear in it leaves it,
and the fear of it leaves me.
It sings, and I hear its song.

After days of labor,
mute in my consternations,
I hear my song at last,
and I sing it. As we sing,
the day turns, the trees move.

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Paper Is Losing This War

And the newspapers slide deeper and deeper into the abyss. What must they do to save themselves? What will they do?

And rather importantly - do you care either way?

19 April 2007

More Thoughts On VTech

Questions I have about “things.” No judgment, just questions.

  1. How much more do major networks make/spend (on ads, etc.) during huge tragedies like this one?
  2. Why does it matter to us more when the people who are killed are from our own country?
  3. How can tougher gun laws prevent law-abiding citizens from obtaining guns and using them to break the law without banning guns altogether?
  4. Will tougher gun laws mean fewer guns? Or simply more illegal ones?
  5. Are atheists more afraid of dying than those who believe in Heaven?
  6. Is there such a thing as Evil?
  7. Is Cho Seung-Hui a victim?
  8. Why do I know how to spell his name without looking?
  9. How do people grieve?
  10. What role does blame play?
  11. Why are so many people pessimistic about “The Future
  12. Why do people get mad at others who try to laugh?
  13. When is it okay to joke about a tragedy?
  14. Is writing graphic, disturbing, racist, sexist, hateful, profane, obscene, depressive, violent stories an indicator of something? What?
  15. Can an intelligent, healthy person write such things, or speak with the same anger?
  16. What does it mean to be mentally ill? Psychotic? Evil?
  17. Can a sane human being kill?
  18. How many people can a sane person kill before they’re no longer sane?
  19. What makes some killing moral and other killing immoral?
  20. Some killing legal, and some illegal?
  21. How do you feel about the media showing portions of Cho’s “manifesto?”
  22. Why do we pretend there is an American race?
  23. Why does the death penalty bring some people closure?
  24. Why do we think there is a law or a drug that will solve everything?
  25. Why do we say “I love you” more often after things like this happen?
  26. Why do people like Cho fall through the cracks? How do they become invisible?
  27. How do we reconcile technology and humanity?
  28. What changes if the murders were premeditated versus a “blind frenzy?”
  29. Why do young people feel immortal?
  30. How much do you want to know about him?
  31. Why isn’t there a single person who would say, “He was my friend.”
  32. Why can most of us watch the same violent movies and play the same violent videogames, and live in the same warring society without doing this?
  33. What would you do if this happened at your school, or in your community?
  34. What would you do if one of your relatives did something like this?
  35. Why do we imagine we have any answers?
  36. What of Cho Seung Hui’s written/recorded rants have relevance? Is there truth to what he was fighting against?
  37. How does it feel to agree with any of the beliefs of a person whose actions repulse you?
  38. Why are we so thirsty for the next big scandal?
  39. Why have we forgotten about Don Imus? Kathy Sierra? Darfur? The Fucking War In Iraq? Did we ever actually care about these things?
  40. What is highest on the heirarchy of awfulness?
  41. What will you do to ensure this never happens again?
  42. Better - what are you doing already? Anything?
Because you guys and girls have had such great insights in the comments lately, I’d love to hear more from you and keep this much-needed conversation happening. What are you thinking about? What is important to you?

Biggest Music Collection Ever?

Glenn Wolsey has a great interview with Will Friedwald (who is, according to the article, owner of the world’s largest iTunes collection). Friedwald is a jazz reviewer for The New York Sun, so it pretty much makes sense that he’d have 200,000 songs (most of which, it seems, he has on CD, as well!), but man that’s a ton of music.

Friedwald loves iTunes, but rightly points out that it wasn’t designed for such a gigantic database of tunes. It’s a consumer-level application, meant to manage music for the iPod, and it just can’t handle 900GB of music as easily as it does the couple-thousand songs I assume most folks have. In the future, I imagine iTunes will become a stronger app as larger iPod (and Mac) drives become the norm, but whether it will ever be strong enough to handle a library so far past typical isn’t clear. For now, it’s pretty simple to have multiple libraries set up to ease the strain on your HD.

Check out the interview for more some cool insights.

Here’s more about having a ton of music, and here’s more about organizing your iTunes Library

18 April 2007

Sanjaya Sent Home!!!! Noooooo!!!!!!


Oh man, the injustice.

Later Jael, Mate

This week in Cycle 8 of America’s Next Top Model?

Jael is finally kicked off, and can now begin a lucrative modelling career with Suicide Girls. The girls flew to Australia and Natasha (the Russian Texan) was praised for being so awesome with using an Australian accent in their commercial shoot - because she already had an accent (which apparently we Americans lack).

Am I the only one who thinks this is a little weird? Is it actually harder for people who don’t speak American English as their first language to affect a foreign accent?

Or is it just that she lives in Texas that makes it so amazing?

Either way, Renee did a fantastic job herself this week, putting forth a wonderful Steve Irwin.

How Am I Like Cho Seung-Hui?

It’s a question I think we’d all do well to ask of ourselves this week as we reflect on the tragedy that occurred in Virginia and try to find ways to move forward as individuals and as a country. We need to stop blaming everything (video games, heavy metal, gun control, lack of gun control, violence on TV, evil-thing-of-the-week) and look inwardly for some answers. It’s easy to see how we are different from these “evil, disturbed people” and much harder to admit how much we share. But finding that connecting fabric is crucial to understanding our role as a society in these awful events. We all need to take responsibility. We are all a part of this world in which individuals are driven to commit such horrifying acts. We need to ask ourselves not “how could he do something like this?” but “How could I do something like this?”

Here are the ways that I am like Cho Seung-Hui.

  • I am male

  • I am 23 years old

  • I wear glasses

  • I live in The United States of America

  • I watch TV

  • I read books

  • I play videogames

  • I watch movies

  • I listen to music

  • I went to college

  • I am kind of weird

  • I rarely spoke to my roommate in college (and even lived alone for my final three years in school)

  • I am sometimes quiet and keep to myself (less recently, much more so in high school)

  • I have complained (occasionally harshly) about the rich, elitist student population at my college

  • I have produced creative writing (short stories, essays, poems, and plays) every bit as explicit, violent, and disturbing and turned it in for creative writing classes - including such themes as murder, incest, molestation, and rape.

  • I have fired a handgun
I don’t have the answer. I don’t have the slightest idea how to stop people from killing other people. All I know is that we’ve done it for all of history. And unless I’m terribly, terribly mistaken, that includes a time before Grand Theft Auto, before Quentin Tarantino, before Marilyn Manson, before guns.

We’ll drive ourselves crazy over “tell-tale signs,” psychological disorders, government regulation of these “bad” industries, and installation of the newest and most technologically awesome security devices - none of which change human nature, none of which make loneliness any less lonely or the hurt we feel any less painful, and none of which can protect us from our most frightening enemy: ourselves.

EDIT: My freshman year roommate, Mike Caputo, has left a great comment on this issue (though he tackles it from a different, but related, angle) , which you can read by clicking the comment link below, or on his MySpace blog (not sure if you need an account for that or not, however). Thanks, Mike!

17 April 2007

10 Bad Movies. 10 Really Bad Movies.

A list of some of the worst movies released so far this year. These movies are so bad, in fact, that I have yet to see them. I suggest you do the same.

  1. 300

  2. The Reaping

  3. Stomp The Yard

  4. Epic Movie

  5. Norbit

  6. Ghost Rider

  7. Nomad: The Warrior

  8. The Hills Have Eyes 2

  9. Blades of Glory

  10. Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters
Disagree? Got more? Lemme have it in the comments!

Killer Suicide

Why do mass murderers commit suicide?

Are they afraid of the death penalty? Or afraid of not getting it?

Something to ponder.

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Apologies To Martin Niemöller

First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.

  • Then they came for the Communists and I did not speak out because I was not a Communist.

  • Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist.

  • Then they came for the blacks and I did not speak out because I am white.

  • Then they came for the gays and I did not speak out because I am straight.

  • Then they came for the women and I did not speak out because I am a man.

  • Then they came for the Christians and I did not speak out because I don’t believe in God.

  • Then they came for the Muslims and I did not speak out because I am not a terrorist.

  • Then they came for the Right and I did not speak out because I am the Left.

  • Then they came for the scientists and I did not speak out because I am an artist.

  • Then they came for the children and I did not speak out because I am a grown man.

  • Then they came for the comedians and I did not speak out because I am not funny.

  • Then they came for the smokers and I did not speak out because I don’t smoke.

  • Then they came for the immigrants and I did not speak out because I am an American citizen.

  • Then they came for the businesses and I did not speak out because I am a freelancer.

  • Then they came for the MySpace users and I did not speak out because I prefer Facebook.

  • Then they came for the hipsters and I did not speak out because hipsters suck.

  • Then they came for the car owners and I did not speak out because I take the subway.

  • Then they came for the cat owners and I did not speak out because I prefer dogs.

  • Then they came for the fat people and I did not speak out because I am in decent shape.

  • Then they came for the ugly people and I did not speak out because I look fine.

  • Then they came for the poor people and I did not speak out because I have money.

  • Then they came for the military and I did not speak out because I am a pacifist.

  • Then they came for the white supremacists and I did not speak out because their views disgust me.

  • Then they came for the Nazis and I did not speak out because their views disgust me.

  • Then they came for the misogynists and I did not speak out because their actions disgust me.

  • Then they came for the murderers and rapists and I did not speak out because their actions disgust me.

  • Then they came for Americans and I did not speak out because I am a conscientious objector.

  • Then they came for my next door neighbor and I did not speak out because I don’t know her name.

  • Then they came for my family and I did not speak out because they don’t live nearby.


Then, at last, they came for me and I didn’t care. How the fuck could I?

16 April 2007

A Nugget Of Wisdom On Commuting

From The New Yorker:

But commuting is like sex or sleep: everyone lies. It is said that doctors, when they ask you how much you drink, will take the answer and double it. When a commuter says, “It’s an hour, door-to-door,” tack on twenty minutes.
Great article, check it out. It says, among other fascinating things, that despite having the longest average commute, New Yorkers are the happiest about the time spent going to and from work.

Mine is 45 minutes door-to-door on a normal day. No, really. And I don’t mind it in the least.

Except on a day like today, when the Franklin Avenue Shuttle decides not to run, and I am forced to walk, sans umbrella, of course, nearly a mile in the pouring rain and heavy winds to the next subway stop. Stuff like this almost makes me reconsider what I said last week.

Underground Music and Subway Zen

You may have heard that the Washington Post conducted an experiment recently in which they placed world-class violinist Joshua Bell in a subway station during morning rush hour, playing a $3.5 million violin, and videotaped everything to find out, in their words, if “in a banal setting at an inconvenient time, [beauty would] transcend.”

What happened? Well, of course no one stopped, and Bell, whose concert tickets go for upwards of $100, collected a mere $32 in change over the 45 minutes he played. It is an interesting experiment, but there are far too many variables to draw any real conclusions from it.

By far the best response I’ve seen (and there have been a ton over the last week) comes from Guy Kawasaki at How to Change the World. He says:

First, take a so-so violinist, hand him a Stradivari, introduce him as a wunderkind from the Black Forest, let him play as the opening act at a ritzy concert, and see if the audience fawns over him.

Second, get Steve Jobs to sell iPods for forty-five minutes in a Best Buy in South Dakota and observe what happens.
Totally. You know, when I can play children’s music on guitar for half an hour in a New York City subway and make $25, it’s impossible to say anything for certain. Except that, obviously, I must be better than Joshua Bell.

Guy also leaves us with a couple great lessons learned from this experiment:
Don’t let the absence of trappings and popularity make you believe something is bad.

Don’t let the presence of trappings and popularity make you believe something is good.

Don’t pass by life much less let life pass you by.

Here are a few of mine:
  • Tip the musicians playing in the subway. Except the drummers - especially if they’re playing on buckets. I love percussion, but seriously, this just makes everyone’s brains explode.

  • Go to the subway sometime when you have nothing to do. Pay two bucks to get in, and walk around for an hour listening to the sounds people make, the sounds trains make, the sounds of life underground. Take it all in - the architecture, the smells, the ebb and flow of people traffic. Look closest at what you see every day. Find peace in this place of business. (If you don’t ride the subway, all I can say is you’re missing out. Really. Take a trip an try it at least once in your life.)

  • Don’t feel bad that you missed something huge. Allow every moment, even the most humble, to transform you.

  • Fame and talent and skill and money mean nothing if you fail to connect. People matter. Nothing else.

  • You can’t control everything. Use this to your advantage and take a break every now and then. Go with the flow.

  • Find a quiet place. Go there every day. Stop moving, stop talking, stop doing. Just be.
And whatever else you do today, make sure you’ve read this article. It’s kind of related, and very awesome.